another zinger from today's des moines register. and of course, it's in the letters to the editor section:

Some elected officials have proposed that laws should be changed to define marriage as between "one man and one woman." Apparently they have now expanded that definition to include "one man, one woman, her parents, the courts and Congress."
-Nancy Lavender-Bobenhouse,
Clive.

and while i'm on the subject of pointing out how iowans think, here's one for the bushite clusterfucks.

If Terri Schiavo were affected with a severe case of Alzheimer's disease or some other completely debilitating mental problem and was absolutely unable to provide for her own health needs, would we place her in a room and just leave her to die from starvation and dehydration?
-Wendell Koch,
Waterloo.

*psssssst*
but she ISN'T wendell, so your point is pointless. then again, being pointless seems to be the goal of most bushite people.