all morning the template server musta been takin a poop. couldnt reach the editor. but i'm here now. only, so is diva. so i'm pasting the notes i made earlier. sorry this isnt formatted and broken up into nice and paletable pieces, but hey. sue me. want a subscription?
the (des moines) register, for all it's waffling, has a problem they have a blind editorial board. either that, or their tv needs repair. today's 'lusty' praise for the SOTU last night is making for good poopy today. are you the lucky ones.
http://www.dmregister.com/opinion/stories/c2125555/20349845.html
An impassioned President Bush laid out his case Tuesday night for why Iraq"s Saddam Hussein is a fearsome threat to America and to world peace and why the United States must be prepared to go to war against him - alone if need be. It was his single most coherent speech articulating the case for a war.
impassioned? are you for real? the sex lives of that editorial board must be perty nasty if their definition of passion is what ocurred last night.
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http://www.dmregister.com/opinion/stories/c2125555/20343087.html
It is not hard to sympathize with the musicians, movie makers, manufacturers, distributors and retailers, however. Every time someone downloads a song, a CD or a DVD, it cuts into their revenue. It's theft.
wait a minute here. this is absurd. the editorial board either didn't have their morning pot of coffee today, or they took some stupid poopy pills last nite instead of viagra.
*psssst*... BULLETIN: the music i've grab'd off kazaa, ISNT AVAILABLE TO BUY.
but see, its like this partial birth syndrome the poopys like to tout as a 'valid' reason for banning ALL abortion. just because one or two cases of it exist, ok, more than 1 or 2, but not EVERY... we ALL have to suffer the consequences of the actions of those few.
unless the "we" doesnt include the poopyheads. then we just look the other way and shrug it off as 'part of life' ... part of life is the next phrase i'm going to yell back at these poops who beride me for wanting peace in iraq.
it goes on with:
It remains to be seen whether the strategy of scaring people into buying rather than stealing music and movies works. But something has to change. There is no such thing as a free lunch - or free entertainment. When someone gets something for free, rest assured, someone pays.
remains schemains. the poops have proven that scaring people will do miraculous things. someone pays. sure someone pays you dopes. i pay to read your column, but you're not getting the money. neenor neen0r
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another letter on give peace a chance in LTTE, this time from raymond goulden of des moines. is there anybody in west des moines that wants peace before war? i certainly haven't noticed any letters from folx in poopyville advocating peace. anyway, back to raymondy's letter. bravo, sir.
another letter writer, this one from craig johnsen, president/ceo (wow, poopy-free executive!), continuing care retirement community, friendship haven in fort dodge, has opined that the register was off-base when it implied that there are only 3 people advocating the seniors.... and craig corrects that assertion by showing that there are thousands on the front-lines advocating abuse-neglect-free nursing homes. but the phrase that caught my eye, not that i'm indifferent to seniors by any means, was this:
A number of legislative and regulatory bodies have institutionalized the negative view of long-term care
institutionalized the negative view. what a great expression. one that could be used here time and again. one that will be used here time and again. thanks craig.
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last letter, one by poopyhead jeff brinkman, with a location of 'Colo.'. coloradoans are now taking interest in the opinion of iowans? how sweet. probably a transplant. life wasn't good enough in iowa probably. but hey, gotta keep up the propaganda. he demonstrates his ignorance so well by writing:
Machacha gave Ames as his address, but said he was from the Third World. What is he doing here? Getting a free education in America - a country he seems to hate? Doesn't the Third World have schools?
free education in ames?? are you nuts? nobody's getting a free education in ames, i assure you. someone's payin for it that's for sure. and i would bet you that he is worthy of whoever is paying for it, should it be that a third party is footing the bill. i would also be right in taking the same liberties this transplant in colorado takes by assuming that this kid probably works part time somewhere. hell, it could very well be a kid that works for one of your companies. but hey, i don't know. just as you don't know. but at least i got the guts to say when i don't know.
but he continues with this inciteful pen with:
Why is it people from other countries, as well as our own, spit on us, despise us and commit acts of terrorism, yet come to us after an earthquake, drought, famine, locusts - it doesn't matter?
spit on us? SPIT ON US? a poopyhead, a good poopyhead, would treat peace as spit. and this one's on the right road to getting the award for the iowa poopyhead of the month. he spreads the propaganda on thicker with:
People hate us with one breath and come to us begging with the next. They come here for health care. I have yet to see conjoined twins go to Iraq for surgery. I have yet to see an experimental life-saving technology draw people to Africa.
so let me get this straight. you want people to believe the lie that everybody hates us. and with that, you provide evidence of the american flag on fire in some foreign demonstration. or provide headlines in some moonie newspaper about anti-american this or anti-american that in all these countries. yet, you provide the very proof that it's all a lie because... and this is where i smile - they love us and our ability to cure. in other words, THEY HATE THE POLICY OF THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION not US.