whenever i need to point out the hypocrisy of the new league of biblethumpers, all i have to do is point to the superbowl of 2003. remember that? when janet had that costume malfunction, and the evangelicals saw the chance to get the natives riled up in a frenzy? their screaming bloody hell over a tit, and how were they going to explain it to the millions of children who were glued to the television.

i have one question: how did you explain erectile dysfunction lasting more than 4 hours? although my bets are that they wouldn't know anything about such things, they no doubt would have tried to justify their tit-anger by saying commercials aren't the same thing.