"Republicanism is about surface appearances. Freeper types are taught to never look below the surface. That's why they wear those fake shiny-happy smiles all the time. Hence they'll pass a law titled Something-or-other Environmental Protection Blather and it'll be about cutting down all the forests so the leaves won't get their lawns dirty. They know for damn sure their followers won't read it and their followers will do everything possible to make sure nobody else reads it."--TrogL
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